DEAR NOT MELISSA MCCARTHY

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Dear Not Melissa McCarthy:

No one believes that you got an email saying that you were “supposed to be in first class.”

There are other people in the standby line who live in reality on planet earth and need to get to Phoenix today.

Please step off.

SS

PS. Please take your annoying cousin Not Jenny McCarthy with you. She is such a pain in the ass. Thank you.

 

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