Dear Ferrari Fucker:

Today was a perfect example of the danger of assumptions. When I saw your car parked in such a manner that it deprived other people of parking spaces, I just assumed that this was the work of a white guy, somewhere between the ages of 50 and 70 with a questionably functional cock. who felt the need to feel important by spending an exorbitant amount of money on a something which, in his view, requires him to be a self-centered prick every time he uses the item for its intended purpose. I mean, it’s one thing to buy a beautiful car and just drive it and behave like a respectable  member of society. To recognize that everybody likes his car, if for no other reason than the fact that it keeps its owner from having to use public transportation. That a person spends more money on a car than many people spend on a home, does not necessarily mean that said car is more important to that owner than any other car is to it’s owner. In fact, I would argue that a piece of shit car that’s falling apart is potentially far more important to the owner who can’t afford to fix it ,than the Ferrari which is taken out on a sunny day for spin is to the owner who has multiple cars or, at a minimum, the ability to maintain the vehicle. I have no idea why the person who owns such a vehicle would purchase something which, in his mind, requires him to be an asshole every time he parks it. I mean, the car in itself does not require that. But owners like you spend large amounts of money on things which are such a pain in the ass to use that you seemingly cannot use them without imposing on other people in the rudest ways possible. 

Needless to say I was fully prepared to be disgusted when the man I had imagined in my head came out to get in his car. What I did not anticipate was that the cars owner did not, in fact, have a cock problem but instead needed to create as large a space as possible so that when the guy she’s with finally bangs her, her stretched out hole will seem a lot smaller by comparison. 

Here’s a tip. Your pussy is still old. No car is going to change that. Do the world a favor. Sell the car and invest in vaginal rejuvenation instead so the rest of us can also use the parking lot.

SS

PS. You are a cunt.