DEAR HURRICANE HARVEY HEROINE

 

Dear Hurrricane Harvey Heroine:

I don’t have very many life goals.

Or any.

But if I DID, being a big enough badass to be chilling in a recliner, rocking a Flashdance style  off the shoulder top, wearing no bra, and calmly finishing a needlepoint project as filthy flood water rises, threatening to choke the life out of me, would be at the top of the list.

You are my new life mentor/only old person I like since my grandmother died at age 101 on the heels of winning her nursing home Wii Bowling Championship.

Get it, grandma.

SS

PS. I want a needlepoint of you doing needlepoint. #drosteeffect

PPS. Don’t mess with Texas.

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