DEAR NOT BURNING MAN 

Dear Not Burning Man:

It’s official. After thirty plus years, you pussies finally have a winner! 

All you other losers, get the fuck out. 

You’re doing it wrong. 

SS

PS. Seems like the perfect time to license your name to Preparation H. You’re welcome.

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